One Minute Review: Crazy Heart
Wow, a film about country music, and I live in Nashville. It stars some of my favorite actors. The Academy gave it TWO acting Oscar nominations. Did I love it? Find out below.
OMR: Crazy Heart from Thomas McKenzie on Vimeo.
A.S. Peterson has crafted a work of compelling historical fiction which begs the question, “Can this really be a debut novel?” With dogged fidelity, Peterson captures the spirit, manners, and social conditions present during the American Revolutionary War. We meet colorful, credible characters who navigate the high seas of life and love, dependence and independence, war and peace, truth and consequence, and despite forays into dark places, The Fiddler’s Gun is beautiful, lyrical, and redemptive.
There were some great moments to this film, but the pieces do not add up. I found myself bouncing between truly feeling for the characters, (or at least because of the characters) to almost laughing out loud at how bad the film was.
*spoiler (not that you wouldn’t see it coming for about an hour if you were watching the movie)*
Will someone please tell me how a full-on alcoholic goes from sober to stumbling through the mall drunk in two sips of whiskey? The character arc in this movie was thrown together piecemeal. They could have made a movie out of the tension of recovering from alcoholism, but instead they fumble through creating a NOT believable history between Bridges and Gillenhall for an hour, while opening and closing just about every scene with Bridges lying around shirtless and drunk, and resolve the alcoholism with a two minute scene at the rehab park.
Bridges was great. But all in all, not a great movie.
“SPOILER” continues . . .
David V, Could not agree more. The entire five-minute “arc” of going to rehab was just about the silliest thing I’ve ever seen. Perfunctory, lame, annoying–I don’t even have words for how bad it was. Just let him drink himself to death for goodness sake, or show us some redemption. Don’t just say “he was awful, but then he took the magic pill called ‘rehab’ and everything was fine. Terrible.
Man, what happened, Thomas? Did you hit your head on something? First you give a good review to a movie that is painful to watch for all the bad clichés and heavy handed symbolism (Up in the Air), so much so that I kept thinking I was watching a christian movie, and then you completely miss the mark on this one.
Here’s Roger Ebert’s review that is a little closer to the movie that I saw.
The idea that Roger Ebert and I totally disagree on a film fills me with a deep sense of satisfaction. I find Roger Ebert, especially over the past few years, to essentially love everything that he sees. I no longer bother to read his reviews.
I read the review that Stephen points out, and it made me laugh at how wrong Ebert is. Once again, Bridges does a solid job. But “It’s like a country-western cliche happening for the first time.” No, it was just a country-western cliche.
I don’t think I’ll see it. Tender Mercies was enough for me as it relates to this type of story. Doing a quick Google on the reviews finds most if not all as favorable. But, that is what makes this fun. I love these posts T-Mac.
Oh man, on Day 6 of snow days here in Nashville I needed a good laugh. This review was hilarious. Thanks, T-Mac.
Perhaps the punchline of every review in which you totally destroy some piece of cinematic schlock is the heroic music bounding happily out of the speakers like a puppy with no sense of irony.
And I had such high hopes for that movie. Ah, well…
T-Mac (as apparently the cool kids call you
I normally agree with your reviews… but to this one, I say boo. Disappointed. Although I do like your crack on Ebert.
I loved it. That’s not to say that I didn’t share some of the same questions and concerns that my fellow Rabbit Roomies had. The difference may have been that I found plausible explanations for the potential holes.
David V. - One word: “Flask.” The one drink thing occured to me too, but then I realized–though it wasn’t shown on this particular movie day–that one of Bad’s routines was swigging from the flask. That’s why he was already drunk, something he did before, even when he was with the boy.
Too, if there’s even more of a film cliche’ than a washed up star seeking redemption, it’s an alcoholic’s rehab. Had that been the narrative, to do it properly would have consumed the whole film. I think they made the right choice in making it a footnote.
David V. and TMac (how cool is that AKA) - I often try to make a distinction between an idea, and the execution of an idea. I see tons of movies so I notice a lot of prospective idea cliche’s. But if the implementation or execution of the idea is excellent, though on paper it may still be a cliche’, it doesn’t feel like a cliche’ or maybe it doesn’t matter. Apparently you disagree, but I liked the implementation and–in a former career–having been close to the world of aging country stars, found it quite plausible. Virtually all aging country stars have trophy wives, often much younger than they are.
Admittedly, the relationship implausibility is also something I had to ponder. Indeed, Maggie Gyllenhaal is not going to automatically bond with just any fifty-something guy. But Bridges character isn’t just any fifty-something guy.
Despite his fading fast, washed-up status, he has some things going for him. Stardom and the often inaccurate, yet pervasive monied perceptions that go with that. Remember, many of us don’t have shades of gray for stars. Once a star, always a star. That is particularly true in the country music world.
Further, we can’t deny the charm the Bridges character exudes, despite his problems. There’s no accounting for love. We see examples of that in the supermarket all the time (the hot model with the beer-bellied, unshaven grandpa). Finally, as a newly minted fifty year-old, part of my delusion is that fifty somethings still have it. Let me live in my delusion, please. Where’s the smily icon when one needs it?
Jesse D. and Tony H. - Don’t give up on Crazy Heart, it won’t give up on you. (An AP reference, to make sure you are paying attention.)
POSSIBLE SPOILER - For a moment, it bothered me that Bridges character ran so far away from the bar. I mean, how far could the little boy have gone? After all, he’s a little boy. And here we have Bridges looking for him out in the parking garage, for goodness sake. Then I remembered … Bad is drunk.
This is fun. Much of the fun of filmdom is discussing the nuances. As always, Thomas, AKA as TMac, thanks for the review. As Jill noted similarly, your reviews are always entertaining and almost always bring me to laugher. The camera catching you in midstream, doing something else, like writing a country song, is hilarious as heck.
Thomas, I agree with you that Bridges carried this film. Man, what a performance. Subtle, nuanced, smart. Amazing. He’s deserves to be called a great actor. But I thought the rest of the movie held up, though admittedly, not to the level of Jeff Bridges.